1. put on those jeans that always fit. (no wasting time trying on multiple pairs)
2. put on a striped shirt. (striped shirts trick people into thinking you're wearing a real outfit)
3. throw your nappy hair into a ponytail. (bonus points for dry shampoo)
4. put on your sunglasses. (no one has to know you don't have makeup on)
5. if you have an extra 30 seconds, throw on a necklace . (better yet, just keep one hanging on your rearview mirror)
6. hit the road!
sunglasses: ray ban